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One Life Hack You Should Not Know, But Too Late

I’m still wondering why you are looking around this blog. To reward you I will present you with a life hack I found on izismile.com:

classy

A butt plug can be used as a substitute for cork for your wine bottle. Now you know and will forever associate the color purple with such decadence. By the way, can brain bleach disinfect that plug enough?

Life Hacks for Your Sex Toys


Kunyari Tweet # 10

I haven’t been able to sleep. I looked at creepypasta. Now I don’t want to sleep.


A Hamster is a Rodent…

Which means it is very, very fecund.


Madaling-Araw

Bakit madaling-araw?

Marahil
madali ang araw
sapagkat walang kahirap-hirap
matulog

Madali
lang naman kasi
dahil may mga taong
kumakayod

Mahirap ba
ang madaling-araw
para sa
kanila?


Kunyari Tweet #78

Maganda pala ang Hunger Games: Catching Fire. Hindi nainsulto ang utak ko.


Secondhand Books for Sale

Racket-racket din! Sa totoo lang, pinagalitan ako ng nanay ko dahil kalat na sa kuwarto ko ang mga ito. Meetups in Metro Manila only please. Sa QC area ako.
 
For Sale:

Diablo Strategy Guide – P70
Dave Barry’s History of the Millennium – P130
Shojo Beat Feb 2007 – P70
Does Anything Eat Shit? – P150
Taking Part: The Survivors’ Guide to the Hospital – P70
Homer Price – P5
The History of White People in America – P5
The Peter Principle – P5
The Return of Heroic Failures – P30
Gloriana by Michael Moorcock – P50
The Politically Incorrect Joke Book – P110
Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Checkmate – P70
Melting Pot Book of Baby Names – P20
Building Effective Leadership – P120
Cavalry Manual of Horsemanship and Horsemastership – P100
The Arabian Nights – P60
Jurassic Park – 40
What Might Have Ben Volume 3: Alternate Wars – P30
Dirty Jokes and Beer by Drew Carey – P50
America’s Children by James Thackara – P70
The Cable Guy – P30
Have Spacesuit – Will Travel – P50
I Haven’t Understood Anything Since 1962 by Lewis Grizzard – P40
Mechwarrior Dark Age: Blood of the Isle – P30
Prelude to Foundation by Isaac Asimov – P55
Hellblazer: Subterranean by John Shirley – P40
Slaughterhouse V by Kurt Vonnegut – P60
Alien (novelization of the film) – P30
The Dosadi Experiment by Frank Herbert – P30
The Adventures ofHuckleberry Finn – P15
The History of Violence in America – P20
Alien Landing by Terry Deary – P50
Dayworld by Philip Jose Farmer – P30
Gacha Gacha The Next Revolution 1 & 2 – P100
The Jungle Book – P20
Lone Wolf: The Caverns of Kalte – P30
World’s Dumbest Criminals – P70
Witchblade: Demon – P160
Spring Snow by Yukio Mishima – P100
Blade 12: King of Zunga – P5
Band of Brothers – P50
I, Strahd by P.N. Elrod ( A Ravenloft novel) – P100
World’s Greatest Spies and Spymasters – P30
Instruction Manual to Civilization 3 – P5
Into the Out Of by Alan Dean Foster – P30
Two Flappers in Paris – P10
Heavens to Betsy & Other Curious Sayings – P20
Limits (Larry Niven story collection) – P30
The Land Leviathan by Michael Moorcock – P40
Status: Deadzone (Warhammer 40,000) – P15
The Picture of Dorian Gray – P50
100 Words for Foodies – P50
Food Fit to Eat – P50
Masquerade (hardbound children’s book) – P50
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (novelization) – P40
The Onion: Ad Nauseam – P60
Flashman at the Charge – P30
Late Show Fun Facts – P80
SpellJammer The Cloakmaster Cycle 4: The Radiant Dragon – P70
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls by Robert Heinlein – P90
Friday by Robert Heinlein – P40
The Art of War by Sun Tzu – P30
Taran Wanderer by Lloyd Alexander – P30
The Last Arabian Night by Craig Shaw Gardner – P30


Haiyan/Yolanda

It might be due to news about your destruction. You made me start to blog again (I might have started earlier if not for my spotty internet connection. Thanks, SmartBro). I don’t know. I got a good job, met new friends. I even started selling chocolates. But nothing made me consider scattering my brainfarts again over the internetwaves like you, Yolanda.