1. Pippa (not her real name) is an enterprising lady of the night who got double the nightly tips by using these magic words at the end of every session: Please, come again.
2. Ernest (not his real name) witnessed his funeral parlor business lose clients after a new worker started livening the place up with a neon sign saying: See you Soon.
3. Flavio (by this time you know that I just make up these funny names) has a new favorite Massage Parlor. Its’ tagline? Where Customers Come First!