Forgotten National Symbols

National Symptom of Illness: DIARRHEA

National Thing to do in the Internet: po–FACEBOOK

National Least Favorite Food by the Rich (and Trying Hard Rich, who are also DTNL) but Favorite but Unattainable Food by the Poor: EXTRA RICE

National University Mascot: BULLDOGS

National Cooking Fuel: COOKING LIQUEFIED PETROLEUM GAS imported ng COOKING PETROLEUM REFINERY CORPORATIONS

National morning cartoon: UNANG HIRIT

National Funny Name for a Sex Act: BROCHA

National Purveyor of Corny Knock-knock jokes: FM Radio

National Bookstore: IS THE SOLE COPYRIGHT OF WHOEVER OWNS THE NAME AND TRADEMARK OF NATIONAL BOOKSTORE. THIS BLOG HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.


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