Formspring!

Habang tumutugtog ang Dying Inside sa isang internet cafe sa Pedro Gil ay tinitipa ko ang article na ito. I feel really good!

Laitan time na naman, mga kaibigan! Formspring.me is a site that allows people to ask questions to other people. In meatspace, asking questions is an art, at the very least, a game of negotiations by which a person tries to extract information from another without the time-honored tradition of torture. What used to be a slow process of going from icebreakers to heart-to-heart talk and magic mirrors regressed into rapid fire and random questions blazing from either a soulless database or someone else’s perverted mind. Kumbaga sa sec walang foreplay. Nowadays, formspring is another proof that there is one born every minute.

Mga Burning Questions on Formspring.me

(Answers are not mine. The answers are the original ones given by the account owner. Thank you Carla.)

1. still a virgin or not?

Why are you interested?

2. Why are you, you?

Because I am not what I am not.

3. Can we just stop and talk awhile, get to know each other? πŸ™‚

Why not, I guess.

4. can we meet for coffee?

sino po ba sila?

5. Kung puwede kang manalo ng P1M, kaya mo bang magpaka-vegan for 6 months? As in totally devoid of any animal products or by-products whatsoever?

Oo naman. Mas magandang diet nga ang vegan para sa Hirschprung’s Disease ko e.

6. Kung nagluluto ka, ano ang specialty mo?

Gelatin.

7. What if halikan kita… Dyan?

Magpapahabol muna ako.

8. If you were a flower, why not?

Nakakakurilyo yung tanong mo Jessica. Para kang Thesis ko. Para mo akong pinadrawing ng heart shape circle.

9. wasapennin’

Wassup!!! πŸ˜‰

10. ANU GX2 MO BINGOT O BUNGAL ? :))

bungal!

Bonus Question: what walks on 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?

Person πŸ˜€

That last one came from the database. WTF?

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