What’s up with OLX?

Remember pinoyhenyo? I think that the fact that no one gave a damn about me for posting that and making fun of them is a sign that I can continue with this. Or at least I have a little time left.

Now let me in your boards again as I bring you the ads from the Community Activities Section of olx.com.ph: (Anytime you see italics, it’s just me)

  • hi im yuri (Hi there Yuri)
gusto ko mag create ng clan para sa mga Guys and Girls Outhere Na Bored Sa Skul Or wOrk!! (at mahilig magpipindot ng shift key)
In Short Need Ko Ng Member’s (Naisip ko nga)
required age 17 – 25 years old (Paano kung 26? Saka minor pa ang 17 a)
globe – Clan Name – AdDict TexTer’s SocieTy (How original)
Text at this # – 0-9-1-6-*-*-*-*-*-2-0 –  globe
0-9-3-0-4-8-*-*-*-*-* – smart
We Have Rules Implement In Our Clan
May Grand E.B Na Di Lang Sa Mga Mall Gaganapin (Pwede rin sa Eat Bulaga ang EB)
Text Nah (oO bAh.)
  • im looking for a relationship.just contact me on my fb arnold********@yahoo.com (Picture of him with a girl. Iyan ba ang ex mo? Kung ganon, bakit mo ginamit diyan? Ex mo ba talaga yan?)
  • WE NEED CHRUCH MEMBERS ,WOMAN AND MAN

FOR THE LOCAL CHURCH OF ** ** FOR 26 YEARS (I don’t get it)

LOCATED IN ********************** MAKATI CITY

TEXT ME  SISTER ANGIE 0918-***-01-** OR SIS DORY

LETS EBVERYTHING THATS HAS BREATH PRAISE THE LORD….

CALL NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW (Help me, I’m thinking unholy thoughts of the person who typed this. Hindi ba may spellcheck naman? Well, iyan lang ang mai-comment ko at ilag ako sa ganitong matters. Still, I find this funny. Please shout out if you don’t agree.)

  • BEAT THE SKYROCKETING COST OF DIESEL BY MAKING YOUR OWN BIODIESEL FROM WASTE COOKING OIL. A CHEMIST WITH MASTERAL DEGREE FROM UP AND AUSTRALIA WILL SHOW YOU HOW, SIMPLE AND PRACTICAL OUT OF AVAILABLE SCRAP DRUMS AND USED MATERIALS.
    DID YOU KNOW THAT BIODIESEL HAS HIGHER CETANE RATING THAN DIESEL ITSELF. IT HAS HIGHER LUBRICITY, ENGINE AND LININGS CLEANING CAPABILITY AND COMBUSTIONABILITY. IT IS ALSO ENVIRONMENTAL FRIENDLY AND SUPPORTS OUR COCONUT FARMERS. THIS INCLUDES LECTURES, WORKSHOP, LAB ACTIVITIES, SET UP (BACKYARD OR COMMERCIAL ) AND ACTUAL PRODUCTION.
    YOU MAY CALL 09214688050 OR EMAIL ME AT RIC.CAPISTRANO@LYCOS.COM.

(Ayos a. Ikaw ba iyung nagsabing positive ang electron? Magpakita ka nga ng published research bago ka manloko.)

  • Hi,
This is Gem working in San miguel ave. Pasig city…
Im looking for a room for rent woth 2,000-2,500 or below with cr and small kitchen….
Near at Edsa crossing or along San Miguel Ave.
Please contact me thru my Email address.: pinkys******@yahoo.com or thru my phone 09******135
Thanks (Bago na pala ngayon. Yung magrerenta na ang nagpopost ng ad at mga landlord ang naghahanap ng titira sa kanila. Unofrtunately, the jokes are on me, kasi I found at least five other ads like it. Mukhang naghahanap nga ang mga landlord sa olx.)
  • iam mj s****** looking for a hotman … (Ang akala ko hitman. Then it dawned on me.)
  • my baby is ******************** (Seriously, ganito kahaba ang pangalan ng bata), and i want to be part of commercial activities,he is 4mos.old he is cute and smart.. (I think the poster is trying to sell, este, to get the baby in showbiz that early)
  • Title: any chubb seakers kahit yung di gwapo basta bi na discrete
    • sinong gustong makipagtrip dyan kahit yung di kagwapuhan kasi di naman ako gwapo yung may place ha 0930******* (Translation: Mataba ako, pangit, at walang pera pambayad sa motel.)
At sisilipin din natin ang personals!
  • anap po ako ng kasex na babae kahit bata pa po ako us2 ku lang mafeel (luma na iyan) gusto ku lang maexperience kung ano filing pag nakipag sex….. tx nyu nlng me sa number ko ung mei us2 mkpag sex skin 15 palang pu ako…. at wala pa kong karanasan sa sex turuan nyu nmn pu ako
    • Paborito kong comment sa ad na ito: Impaktito ka,isa k n namang meyembro ng federasyung KKK ni manuling. Katangahan Kabubuhan at Kalib0gan.Buwisit kang animal ka npkalaki mung bugok at gong gong… BOBO “tang-inang utak yan.. san ba gawa yan!!!! wew!!… (Anong nakain ng poster na ito at ganyan siya kung makapagmura? Ayokong malaman.)
  • Looking for friends…………….. (Ano ito? facebook status?)

    Some people talk behind my back
    some people say stupid things about me but
    the thing is they only know my NAME but NOT MY STORY……
  • i need someone who an provide my needs… i’m chubby…just try to email me… (Translation: Sa katakawan ko, hindi na ako masustentuhan ng pamilya ko. Ginugutom ko lang daw sila. Puno ba lagi ang ref niyo? Subukan mo lang.)
  • add me up sa facebook/friendster poh ko****_me@yahoo.com for real poh walang bastusan poh,,,,

NOTE: oh mag ingat daw tau sa HIV STD AIDS GONORIYA etc. etc. etc. hekek……. be nice poh…. hehehehe =) (Hindi na lang ako magko-comment.)

  • hi..im looking for chatmates..who is a foreigner.. just ad me c_a****n718@yahoo.com..tanx.. and God bless us all.. (Bakit mo sinabi yung “God bless us all?” Hindi mo ba alam allergic ang mga lalake diyan?)
  • hi gus2 kulang malaman kung gay aq kc naguguluhan na aq 17 aq im looking friend mark.***********@yahoo.com fb yan (Luma na iyan iho.)

At iyan na lang muna. Mag-bleach muna ako ng utak.


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