From the SPAM Department

I recently looked in my spam comments section and I found this gem. (Links deleted.)

HELP! I’m currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia xyzrxyz penis enlargement xyzrxyz and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forum! If you don’t approve this they will kill me. xyzrxyz penis enlargement xyzrxyz They’re coming back now. xyzrxyz vimax xyzrxyz Please send help! nitip vimax

Let’s count the good points. One, the Russian mafia is behind all or some of the spam? And they don’t bother to hire people. They just imprison these poor souls.

Two, I have to approve this or else they kill people. What a waste. Is that so easy to find computer-literate people to post spam messages on pain of death these days?

Three, to create a sense of imminent danger, the poster types, “they’re coming back now, send help.” Well, if these mafioso is careful to warn posters that what they type have to be approved, they must have put in safeguards to check what they write. Why bother to type “send help”?

And sorry, I don’t need your product. 🙂

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