Anak ng Fita

The friends huddled together.

“You sure about this, Howard?”

“You know as well as I that this is the only way. Three people have died to get us the spell components. We will not stop now.”

The four then prepared themselves for the seance.

“Who dares summon me from my slumber?”

“Ikaw ba iyan, Ka Ernie?”

“Walanghiya kayo! Pati ba naman dito, hindi niyo na ako tinigilan?”

Then followed a round of boring cajoling and mystical promises which I am lazy enough to omit.

“Sige na nga. Pwede na kayong magtanong. Pero isa laang!”

“Ano po ba ang ibig sabihin ng FITA?”

“Fita? Iyung pangalan ng biskuwit? Walang iba kung hindi Fucked In The Ass. Ito ang misteryo ng kanilang produkto.  Sa ibang tao pwede rin itong tawaging FHITA (Fucked Hard In The Ass) o FITAH (Fucked In The Ass, Hard) na walang ipagbabago sa meaning. Para sulit ang bayad niyo, tignan niyo ang mga komersyal na ito. Bawat isa sa mga bida diyan e nawalanghiya ng kung sino man at ano man. Kahit kalikasan o tao o pagkakataon man. In English, they got screwed.”

Ito lang yata ang FITA Commercial na walang bahid ng kalungkutan:

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6 responses to “Anak ng Fita

  • Don Dee

    I like the half-a-sports-car ad the best. Yung iba, corny.

  • smilesnhighfives

    Yeah, yun nga pinakamalaki impact noon. “Sports Car! Yung Red!” Tapos, bumagsak yung kotse, kalahati na lang.

    Pero yung manliligaw na hindi ma gets na sinagot na siya, nangyari na rin sa akin kaso walang Fita. Walang tanungan kung kailan ako sasagutin. At lalong hindi ako nanligaw. Mas manhid lang siguro ako kaysa dun sa lalake. ROTFLMAO!
    Pero ano magagawa ko? Di ko naman talaga inexpect. Ni hindi ko nga siya gusto. Wahehe.

    Ayun! Nag reminisce ako bigla.

  • smilesnhighfives

    Pero pinaka Corny yung dalawang nangingisda. Grabe, wala nang maisip.

  • neckromancer

    @smilesnhighfives: Biglang nagreminisce o. 🙂

    Actually I like the latest commercial. Two friends go out to try fishing, not expecting it to be the drawn out, boring time-waster it is (except when you fish commercially). Only to get FITA’d by the creature they bring up from the depths.

  • smilesnhighfives

    Its annoying every time my Mom would pull out a Fita then silently shout “Andadamot nyong lahat!”
    And she had to do it in public every friggin time.

    Hey, whatever happened to sky flakes? Anyway, not a cracker muncher. Lol!

    • neckromancer

      Skyflakes is the same. When you like it you say it is classic. When you don’t. you say it is old.

      They released some new varieties though. Something like bran-encrusted or whole wheat and another tasting like garlic bread and chives. But I believe these are just to get a piece of the market health enthusiasts are crazy about.

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