Do you still think the internet is a safe place?
There are no viruses on this site. It is safe to view at work. It can be printed into paper that you can use as placemats. What it has to offer will sap the person reading it of sanity and hope for the internet.
Because you are such a masochist.
Fun Trivia: I fell asleep in front of the computer once. Playing a game. Civilization III.