– Remember the news this month? A man died while crossing the street using the overpass along Commonwealth Avenue. I’ll wait for a new sign, “Halina’t Tumawid, Kahit May Namatay Na Rin Dito.”
– I was riding am air-conditioned bus one morning and it was featuring a TV show instead of pirated movies. I saw Ehra Madrigal’s cleavage and I wondered how much “libag” collects there everyday. Now don’t get me wrong, she is one of the most attractive women on TV today, but in the interest of mental hygiene, here’s hoping she has excellent physical hygiene.