Games for the Literary Type

O yung simpleng mas mahilig lang talaga sa libro imbes na sa buhay.

This time, we take the titles of different popular books in English and translate them into pop culture Filipino (sige na nga, Tagalog).

Game on!

1. Slaughterhouse Five (Kurt Vonnegut) – Katayan, Ang Ikalimang Aklat: Katay Mo, Katay Ko, Katay Nating Lahat
2. Twilight (Stephanie… langya, kilala niyo na ‘to) – Ang Darling Kong Aswang: The Junior Novelization
3. Scouting for Boys (Lord Robert Stephenson Smith Baden-Powell, B-P for short) – Ang Panglalalake
4. The Lord of the Rings (J. R. R. Tolkien) – Ang Alahero (joke courtesy of Lyndon Gregorio’s Beerkada)
5. The Da Vinci Code (Dan Brown) – Ang Mandarayang si Da Vinci
6. The Catcher in the Rye (J. D. Salinger) – SPO1 Ryan
7. The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho) – Ang Tagapagluto ng Shabu
8. Black Beauty (Anna Sewell) – Mayka!
9. Charlotte’s Web (E. B. White) – Ang Batang Ayaw Maglinis ng Bahay
10. War and Peace (Leo Tolstoy) – Ang Kasaysayan ng Mundo
11. The Diary of a Young Girl (Anne Frank) – Ang Fezbuk Acct ni AnN3 fRaNk
12. To Kill A Mockingbird (Harper Lee) – Ang Pipit
13. Gone With the Wind (Margaret Mitchell) – Ang Balasubas
14. The Thorn Birds (Colleen McCullough) – Ang Mga Tinikling at Mga Kalahi Nito
15. The Wind in the Willows (Kenneth Grahame) – May Umutot sa Kakahuyan
16. The Celestine Prophecy (James Redfield) – Ang Manghuhulang si Celestino, ang Nostradamus ng Pilipinas
17. The Happy Hooker: Her Own Story (Xaviera Hollander) – Ang Buhay ni San Pedro, ang Mangingisda
18. Jaws (Peter Benchley) – Panga (Aliw siya by itself! Hahahahaha!)
19. Fear of Flying (Erica Jong) – “Ang Galing Mo Magdrive, Honey” at iba pang Dahilan
20. How To Win Friends and Influence People (Dale Carnegie) – Pulitika sa Pilipinas: Isang Primer
21. The Horse Whisperer (Nicholas Evans) – Ang Bumulong, Namamalat
22. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Douglas Adams) – Ang Turistang Ilokano
23. Dune (Frank Herbert) – Hindi Dito
24. The Prophet (Kahlil Gibran) – Palaguin ang Iyong Pera
25. The Exorcist (William Peter Blatty) – Palakasin ang Iyong Katawan
26. What Color is Your Parachute? (Richard Nelson Bolles) – Hindi Ako Takot Mamatay
27. Choose Your Own Adventure – Bahala Ka Sa Buhay Mo
28. Sweet Valley High (Francine Pascal) – Marijuanalandia
29. Chicken Soup for the Soul – Tinola Para sa Kaluluwa
30. The Chronicles of Narnia (C. S. Lewis) – Ang Pakikipagsapalaran ni Darna
31. Mr. Men (Roger and Adam Hargreaves) – Ang Ladlad
32. Winnie-the-Pooh (A. A. Milne) – Si Winnie-ang-Tae
33. Left Behind (Haye and Jenkins) – Taong Bahay
34. A Series of Unfortunate Events (Lemony Snicket) – Mahabang Kuwento
35. The Hardy Boys (Franklin Dixon) – Mga Manyakis
36. Rich Dad, Poor Dad (Robert Kiyosaki) – Natalo sa Sabong si Tatay

Dagdag pa kayo!

Stray thought:

Betlog: Ang BILOG na hugis ITLOG. Betlog. Bow.

Dagdag:

37. The Lost Symbol (Dan Brown) – Ang Nawawalang Pompiyang
38. The Princess Diaries (Meg Cabot) – Yes! Magazine Exclusive Edition
39. Catch Me If You Can (Frank Abagnale) – Habulin Mo ‘Ko! Habulin Mo ‘Ko
40. Mr. Maybe (Jane Green) – Taong Baka
41. The Metamorphosis (Franz Kafka) – Rider, Change!
42. Last Man Standing (David Baldacci) – Taya sa Trip to Jerusalem
43. Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil (John Berendt) – Ginabi sa Beerhouse
44. Emma’s Secret (Barbara Taylor Bradford) – Bading si Baby Spice
45. Critical Mass (Steve Martini) – Sobrang Taba

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