Here’s a quick one:
Nowadays when the COMELEC is under fire from political parties that criticize their choices of candidates for the party-list, I thought of a party that will satisfy all. The party, SEKS, will be the voice of female prositutes in the Philippines, where currently they really have no voice against the abuses of authority, against the hypocrites, against the poverty that creates and traps them to their life. SEKS will stand for Samahan ng mga Ebang Kumakalam ang Sikmura (Association of Eves with Disturbed Stomachs, or AEDS in English).
As for the nominee, self-proclaimed GRO (guest relations officer) Rosanna Roces is one, although she will be facing threats from various education and parents groups.