Thoughts for the Day # 2

Prophecies of the Week:

– Maglalabas ang Ginebra San Miguel ng bagong variety ng gin: ang GSM Pink.

– Mauuso sa Belo, Calayan at iba pang cosmetic surgeons ang procedure para magpableach ng tong-uts. Dadami rin ang bibili ng Pond’s na hindi naman ipapahid sa mukha o braso.

– May bagong movie offer si Anne Curtis. 😛

– Maiinggit si Angelica Panganiban at lalagkit ang kamay ng mga lalaki sa Pilipinas!

Here’s an idea that’s more ridiculous than MMDA’s pink fences, male urinals that do not drain properly or get cleaned regularly and pink sidewalk lines:

– As an anti-littering measure, each barangay need only to hire the place’s most recognizable goon to hide behind an area known to be frequented by people who dump garbage. This goon is armed with a dipper and a bucket full of water, mixed with a dipper full of bagoong isda. The goon then shouts a warning to people who try to dump trash. If the people persist, he douses them with the foul water. A few months of conditioning will cure this social ill.

Prophecy of the Week (pahabol):

– Dadami ang apocalyptic doomsayers. (Sigurado iyan.)


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